{"fact":"Of all the species of cats, the domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All species of wild cats hold their tail horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.","length":210}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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Major League is a 1989 American sports comedy film produced by Chris Chesser and Irby Smith, written and directed by David S. Ward, that stars Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, James Gammon, Bob Uecker, Rene Russo, Margaret Whitton, Dennis Haysbert, and Corbin Bernsen.
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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