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Summer Sensation is an EP by the punk rock band Be Your Own Pet. The EP was released only a few weeks after their debut album Be Your Own Pet.
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Takejirō Tokonami was a Japanese statesman, politician and cabinet minister in Taishō and early Shōwa period Japan. Tokonami was involved in several government agencies throughout his career, and served in the leadership of different political parties. He was regarded by his contemporaries as a rather opportunistic politician eager for an opportunity to become prime minister.
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