{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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Hypodrassodes is a genus of South Pacific ground spiders that was first described by R. de Dalmas in 1919.
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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